HAMBURG– On Friday, German Police detained an old, mentally ill man with a history of pathological lying after the known-lunatic tried to crash the G20 meeting of world leaders claiming he was “America’s President.”
Police later identified the nutter POTUS impersonator as failed former GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump, the sexual predator who President Hillary Rodham Clinton soundly defeated by 3 million votes in November’s election.
Though German police worried that Trump appeared “racist, incontinent, and deeply unstable” in interviews with detectives, they were eventually forced to release the former reality TV star after Russian diplomats intervened, saying that Trump was attending the G20 summit as Vladimir Putin’s “plus one.”
“His command of English was so poor, we thought he might have suffered a stroke,” said Greta Hamm, Chief of Hamburg Police. “But when the Russian delegation demanded his release, our hands were tied.”
An astonished White House criticized Russia’s surprise decision to invite Trump to the G20 meeting as “beyond rude and dangerous to the world.”
But according to RT, the Kremlin invited Trump to represent Russia at the G20 based on his “peerless history of advancing Russia’s agenda on the world stage and his singular capacity to undermine America’s stature as the leader of the supposedly free world..”
When photos emerged showing Trump shaking Putin’s hand at a private meeting on Friday, a typically shameless Trump responded to his social media critics saying, “of course I would shake hands with my biggest campaign donor.”