“If I Could Turn Back Time”:

“If I Could Turn Back Time”:

“Oh, hello, I didn’t see you there… I was too busy twirling. If you don’t know who I am, I’m Cher, one of the more famous Osmonds. I dropped the last name because I didn’t want to be associated with Marie, she a real twat. I bet you’re curious to why I’m here on Tumblr? Well, if you didn’t know, this blog here will be hosting a night on @cheesewhizexpress. If you didn’t believe in life after love before, by golly, you will after Thursday. It will be from 7pm to 10pm EST, and if I could turn back time, I’d watch it live all over again. It will be a zany old time, I sure wish Sonny was around to see it. Ugly guys, if you think you can’t get hotties, remember Sonny and how he landed my sweet ass. That’s an inspirational story for you, but I digress. So, be here Thursday to watch this @bubbakanoosh fella post stupid stuff. You get me? Because, I got you, babe. Oh, I’m just so fucking silly. Okay, back to twirling”

– Cher, probably

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