Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Is turkey soup good for you?
Not if you’re the turkey
Why did the person quit smoking cold turkey?
Because the feathers made him cough.
Why did the turkey bolt down its food?
Because it was a gobbler.
What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?
Nothing, they’re already stuffed.
Did you hear about the conservative turkey?
It had two right wings.
Why did the turkey go to the movie?
To see Gregory Peck.
Why is a turkey similar to a ghost?
Because it’s a-gobblin’.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
by Farmers’ Almanac Staff